I just came across this vid that's a compilation of funny cat activities including one cat who puts on sunglasses, another playing ping pong, a cat doing the backstroke under the chairs around a table and one who's apparently using the toilet then paws at the toilet paper plus numerous other amusing cats. LOL.
This inspired me to write a little parody of Oliver Herrick's "Gather Kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the Kittens of today Will be Old Cats tomorrow " (which itself was a parody of Robert Herrick's "To the Virgins, To Make Much of Time"):
Gather actors while you may,
Time brings only sorrow;
And the young hunks of today
Will be the geezers of tomorrow,
While I was googling for the correct quote I came across a couple of sites full of feline quotes and other goodies:
The Daily Mews