Memes

Came across a couple of memes - the first is from spikedluv:

shakatany, your pirate name is
Swashbuckler Black Leg

What is YOUR pirate name?

Haiku2 for shakatany
alone in the dark no one to trust death is my art i make it my
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Created by Grahame

If I substituted mine for my in the last line it would make far more sense and it would be a true haiku.