How Not to Write

A friend just sent this to me and I thought I'd share the laughs. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Warning: do not read while consuming a beverage *g*

( Here are last year's winners: )

I especially love #5, 9, 11, 14, 16, 19, 23 and 24 (I guessed I missed out on that great American tradition *pout*)

BTW I'm told that Nicholas Brendon will be in tonight's ep of "Criminal Minds"

Book Meme

Gakked this from riani1:

Bold the books you’ve read, underline the ones read solely as a curriculum requirement, italicize the ones you started, but didn’t finish.

Final touch: denote (*) the ones you liked, and would (or did) read again or recommend. Even if you did read them for school in the first place.

( The List )